.the real memoirs of a gaysian.

opaline

2006-04-09T08:04:00.000-07:00

weekends go by too quickly

2006-04-03T21:59:00.001-07:00

jonni and i met up with my girls yens and dre and a bunch of drunk ass bitches for karaoke at mbob in ktown. ok drunk girls+karaoke=tone deaf squealing beyonce songs.

here are some photo highlights:

being fierce

obviously my pepcid ac didn't kick in and i'm bright red

purdy's boobs. (she's really hot, half german and half vietnamese)

the crew

this photo says it all

i'm hungry for some rice

2006-03-27T23:08:00.000-08:00

not so good at posting.

2006-03-25T14:40:00.000-08:00

another lazy saturday. after a long and crazy friday nite. i'm not so great at keeping up with posts a) because i'm lazy and b) because i'm lazy.

i can't get enough of utube

2006-03-15T21:04:00.000-08:00

long live amanda lepore

damn gina

2006-03-13T21:37:00.000-08:00

damn gina. now i know u bitches watch antm. it's the best reality show out there. a bunch of clueless girls strutting their goods to be an ubermodel. it doesn't matter that the past five winners haven't shown up in any legit campaigns to real runways (when i mean real runways i'm talking the catwalks in milan and paris with true designers like lagerfeld, gucci, ysl, etc). and of course this season has it's fair share of formulaic head cases that are perfect for some major tears and breakdowns. but damn damn damn. who woulda thought that an asian sister was gonna be that jacked up? gina, you are on crack. and girl it ain't cute. how u gonna represent like that? and mentioning that you aren't into asian men and saying that you are a strong asian woman don't make no sense, have some pride bitch.

saw these fly ass kicks on coolhunting.com. adidas is coming out with a bunch series entitled by colors and the first series is white. they're having a party at the store on saturday in soho to celebrate. maybe i'll drop by to check them out.

oh yay, i've had my new couch for about a week now. i love it, it's mad comfy and my living room actually looks grown up now. i love decorating, but i don't love what it does to my bank account. and it looks like my rent in gramercy is gonna get jacked up so me and the roomies might have to move. more to come...

fabulousity

2006-03-02T20:08:00.000-08:00

kimora's a train wreck. besides the fact that she's an amazonian creature (she would have been fabulous on the gorgeous ladies of wresting), but i love how serious she is about finding fabulousity from within. for anyone who read her vanity fair interview a few months back, we all know miss simmons is sometimes more tacky than fab.

blue blue blue

2006-02-27T19:13:00.000-08:00

this morning i had organic cereal with blueberries. and tonite for dessert, i had blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream (ok i haven't had ice cream in 2 months, so i thought i could treat myself). personally i'm an avid fan of mangoes. love persimmons. devour fresh papayas. and even crave durian. but blueberries, they've never made my taste buds go crazy. but after a meeting at work last week, my colleague attacked a fruit plate and all the queen got was blueberries. he was delighted in describing all the nutrional benefits--all the antioxidants, blah blah blah. so needless to say, it planted a seed in my head (no pun intended, but wait do blueberries grow from seeds? i don't know, i'm not that country). well i've been eating more and more blueberries and rediscovering the glory of this fruit. then i started thinking about things that there are blue. like smurfs, i loved them. and my shampoo, which is in a blue bottle. then there's that song blue. remember that technoish song, i'm blue da di da da day da di da da dai. oh and the ocean is blue. love the ocean. =)

brown is beautiful.

2006-02-26T20:52:00.000-08:00

bonzai bitches!

2006-02-24T09:05:00.000-08:00

every gaysian grows up in the world of ice skating. leotards in crushed velvets, sequins galore and bad makeup from russians. i can still remember what kristy yamaguchi wore when she won gold in 92. a little black and gold bedazzled number that was very matadoresque. ok back to last night. lackluster. the only exciting moment was when i saw the sleeves on aragawa's dress. i loved them...the whole two tone affect was kinda annoying, but when that bitch started spinning it worked. how the hell did sasha get silver after falling not once, but twice. dang bitch, stop being so pouty about michelle kwan's drama and worry about skating a clean performance.

the rebirth.

2006-02-23T21:53:00.000-08:00

ok bitches. i'm back. ready to unleash another round of random thoughts in the blogosphere. after a brief hiatus, i figured why not, if mimi could emancipate her fat ass in '05, then '06 is my year reclaim my title as queen bee. fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.